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Thu, Jul. 10th, 2008, 11:11 pm
Writer's Block: In the Shoes of an Extravagant Restaurant Owner

If you started a restaurant, what would it serve, what would it look like and what would you name it? You have an unlimited budget.

If I started a restaurant I would serve depression and self loathing.

And ketchup.

Thu, Mar. 6th, 2008, 01:48 pm

Everything has fallen apart.

I can't even remember what the picture looks like when all the pieces are together.

Thu, Nov. 1st, 2007, 01:46 pm

I've never been lost like this...

Mon, May. 14th, 2007, 01:29 pm
BBQ cheddar thing

The weather was warm yesterday, it's been getting gradually warmer. I sat on the floor in the living room and played video games while the cat lay on the floor beside me, stretched out and looking half asleep. It was pretty much the most relaxing thing ever.

I've tried both of the Doritos flavors that are supposed to be fighting each other, and I like the BBQ flavor. It tastes like the Western Cheese Burger from Carl's Jr.

Mon, Mar. 19th, 2007, 02:38 am

I saw a spider trapped in a spider web. How messed up is that?

Thu, Sep. 14th, 2006, 03:05 pm

I'm kind of a light sleeper, so when my table lamp tipped over the other morning i woke up right away. I looked towards my window and saw a man dressed all in black holding my Xbox. He looked at me. I looked at him. He threw down a smoke bomb and was gone. I got up and looked at the space where my Xbox had been, and i saw the Xbox 360. What choice did i really have but to play it? This is how it really happened.

Tue, Sep. 5th, 2006, 08:18 pm
Time keeps on passing, and i keep staying the same

Founders Day at work was last week. They made the soda and coffee machine free and bought a lot of cakes. Sometimes we get grumpy on Founder's Day because by the time we get to the break room the shifts that work before us have used up all the cups in the coffee and soda machines, but this year we were able to get some free sodas. I got some chocolate cake that made me feel really full at first, and then pretty hyper. It was a corner piece with a lot of frosting.

I was at the Throwing Music site. I missed some really good concerts, and i'm probably going to miss the next few that come up. I need some friends that want to go to some of these things. I used to go to concerts more often, but the friends i used to go with are married now, or in serious relationships, or drifted away, or part of the zombie hordes.

I'm getting tired of going places by myself. I went to comic con by myself, and i kept seeing cool things that friends of mine would have been interested in seeing, but they were too busy being boring. I guess i could go to these concerts alone, but i don't really want to. It wouldn't be as much fun.

Anyway, i suck. Goodnight.

Thu, Aug. 24th, 2006, 05:28 pm

Has anyone noticed that Disney is making fruit now? It's turning into the Umbrella Corperation.

Tue, Aug. 15th, 2006, 03:16 pm

I have escaped from the dungeon of the rodeo clowns. Irregular updates will resume.

Fri, Jul. 28th, 2006, 08:16 am
And also...

Jack Link's beef jerky is crap.

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